Just kidding! If you post here I will buy a plane ticket to where you live and beat you with a hockey stick attached to a honey badger. Proof
https://www.kayak.com I am very bored and have a lot of money to spend...
I can almost gurantee he is grossly overweight, a virgin, a fedora wearing neckbeard, and lives in a relatives basement. This guy has way to much time on his hands...
I don't know whats more messed up, The fact that he is entering college way to late for the spring semester, way to early for the fall semester, and that its April 1st.