Bad Advice

[Pulseeey]

If it's not a nokia, drop it off a tall building. It should work after that.

I ran out of money.

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

Lick it's head for it to come back to life.

I threw my phone at Voi.

Use the resuscitated fish as a portable phone fixer.

I crashed my plane into a bridge

Kiss the bridge and fuck the plane.

I put my dad in a coffin and nailed it shut and threw it in the thames..

 

[Zahreah]

Rob an old womans purse and credit card.

This microwave burnt my food.

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

Lick it's head for it to come back to life.

I threw my phone at Voi.

Use the resuscitated fish as a portable phone fixer.

I crashed my plane into a bridge

Kiss the bridge and ***** the plane.

I put my dad in a coffin and nailed it shut and threw it in the thames..

Leave the coffin where it is and go have yourself some tea and crumpets.

I caught my cat and fish making a porno

 

[Pulseeey]

Eat the microwave.

I shot my fish.

Lick it's head for it to come back to life.

I threw my phone at Voi.

Use the resuscitated fish as a portable phone fixer.

I crashed my plane into a bridge

Kiss the bridge and ***** the plane.

I put my dad in a coffin and nailed it shut and threw it in the thames..

Leave the coffin where it is and go have yourself some tea and crumpets.

I caught my cat and fish making a porno

Watch it.

A friend of mine said he likes gay porn.

 

[Electric Shock]

Shove your b**er inside him.

My PC is obsessed with Blue Screen of Death

 

[Pulseeey]

Shove your b**er inside him.

My PC is obsessed with Blue Screen of Death

Introduce it to cocaine.

My brother is addicted to runescape.

 

[Zahreah]

Shove your b**er inside him.

My PC is obsessed with Blue Screen of Death

Introduce it to cocaine.

My brother is addicted to runescape.

Kill Him.
My cocaine addiction is taking a turn for the worse

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Move on to harder drugs so you won't need cocaine anymore.

I'm tired but don't wanna sleep.

 

[Lawson.]

Drink lots of 6 hour energy.

My house burnt down.

 

[Pulseeey]

Drink lots of 6 hour energy.

My house burnt down.

Throw shit on it because your advice to previous issue was utter shit.

PTM is dying and nobody can survive.


:7

 

[Zahreah]

Drink lots of 6 hour energy.

My house burnt down.

Throw ***** on it because your advice to previous issue was utter *****.

PTM is dying and nobody can survive.


:7

I'd say get FM's help. But you guys can't even help yourselves :7

Nigguh stole my bike.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Steal your neighbors bike.

I'm gon act like a b itch.

 

[Toxique]

Then die like one.

I want a steak.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Go to your nearest farm and kill a cow.

I want more money.

 

[Toxique]

Get into the male prostitution business

I am bored.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Come join me in my upcoming male prostitution business.

I really need some sleep.

 

[Electric Shock]

Go to that midnight club. It has king sized beds. And bitches.

I want a life.

 

[Toxique]

Go and buy one.

I want to sleep.

 

[Wiz Khalifa]

Kill yourself. You'll be asleep in no time.

My cat keeps stepping on my keyboard.

 

[Electric Shock]

Put some toothpicks on its paws.

I want to get rid of IcyAds.
(I'm totally not being serious)

 

[Toxique]

Take out the one called "spork"

I want exams to be over