Heyo the mother whos alive somehow is back.

[ConductorMeaty]

So uh.. Im not dead. Weirdly. Not going to explain in details. .357 magnum in the head. I guess It srapped the fuck off my forehead. Cause its literally a hole on my forehead but not like.. YOU KNOW. But anyways. I dont know what shitposts are cause mccaine keeps yelling at me about them and etc etc bye hi i dont give a fuck do whatever.

 

[DersertedCake]

pictures or it didnt happen

 

[ConductorMeaty]

pictures or it didnt happen

Why would I take pictures of suicide?

 

[DersertedCake]

Why would I take pictures of suicide?

why would you even try that

 

[ConductorMeaty]

why would you even try that

*Shrug* I guess I kinda lost my mind for a moment. But you know fuck it.

 

[DersertedCake]

*Shrug* I guess I kinda lost my mind for a moment. But you know fuck it.

I have a 1911 in my desk and always think about what would happen but of course i don't attempt it

 

[Major Stern]

Meaty please don't shit post like ffs

 

[ConductorMeaty]

Meaty please don't shit post like ffs

Sorry Im kinda like back from almost dying but sure Ill try not to shitpost if its not intended to be jokeful.

 

[ASC]

I have a 1911 in my desk and always think about what would happen but of course i don't attempt it

Nice legs.

Also Meaty, welcome back man. Great to have you here again.

 

[DersertedCake]

Nice legs.

Also Meaty, welcome back man. Great to have you here again.

thanks
wanna meet up

 

[Dr. Grant]

Well Meaty what drove you to this shit?

 

[ConductorMeaty]

Well Meaty what drove you to this shit?

Well. I talked to uh Tob or COUGH Bernie of it. Basically my life is fucked over and my friends are overall cunts. Also other personal things. I guess I misaimed where I shot so it scrapped my forehead and made me pass out

 

[Osiris Lord Of Memes]

Mind if we see a photo of the bullet hole in the ceiling of your room with a piece of paper saying fuck borris on it just to prove it happened?

 

[ConductorMeaty]

Mind if we see a photo of the bullet hole in the ceiling of your room with a piece of paper saying fuck borris on it just to prove it happened?

Why the fuck. In all hell. Would someone take a ucking picture. Of a bullet hole. If you dont believe me then go ahead. But I aintgoing to take evidence for almost dying. Fucking dibshits.

 

[Dr. Grant]

Why the fuck. In all hell. Would someone take a ucking picture. Of a bullet hole. If you dont believe me then go ahead. But I aintgoing to take evidence for almost dying. Fucking dibshits.

I agree with you, fucking idiots... no one is going to go lol selfy and then blow their brains out... Well not normal people I guess...

 

[ConductorMeaty]

I agree with you, fucking idiots... no one is going to go lol selfy and then blow their brains out... Well not normal people I guess...

I am an idiot thank you. My true senpai Dr. Grant-Chan~

 

[Osiris Lord Of Memes]

Obviously no one would take a fucking selfie before they commit suicide you idiots. What I am saying is, since meaty failed his suicide, there should be a bullet hole in his room. So to prove he lived, he should show us the hole in the ceiling with a piece of custom written paper so we know he isnt bullshitting the photo.

 

[ConductorMeaty]

Let me just get an image
Or let me think.. Hmm... Where would a bullet hole land if I suicided outside.. Ill be back scavenging my death area.

 

[Dr. Grant]

Let me just get an image
Or let me think.. Hmm... Where would a bullet hole land if I suicided outside.. Ill be back scavenging my death area.

As bad is this is that made me laugh, but he has a point also they are now going to ask for a picture of your injury.

 

[ConductorMeaty]

Yes I know but I really dont want to go outside and find the fucking hole and also I really dont care if any of you believed my failed suicide attempt, I know you want to see if Im being a overexaggerating motherrfucking c*nt face fucker then go ahead I really dont intend to care.