One Wish

[Dr. Grant]

I wish that I was the dankest werewolf of them all!

 

[Mazu]

I wish that I was the dankest werewolf of them all!

Granted, but you'll have to star in the movie Twilight

I wish I have infinite wishes.

 

[McCain]

Granted, but you'll have to star in the movie Twilight

I wish I have infinite wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes.


I wish for it to never be ogre.

 

[jer]

Granted, but you'll never do it again. (Ah, McCain, never going to do it again.)

I wish for HL2 CM

 

[Mazu]

Granted, but you'll never do it again. (Ah, McCain, never going to do it again.)

I wish for HL2 CM

Granted, but you'll be criticized.

I wish to be a HL2 staff manager

 

[jer]

Granted, but you're only a HL2 Staff Manager for 10 seconds.

I wish Mazu would die immediately

 

[Mazu]

Grante-

 

[Cнroмα]

Granted, but you're only a HL2 Staff Manager for 10 seconds.

I wish Mazu would die immediately

Granted, but you will loose all your limbs.

I wish that Donald Trump never existed

 

[Trisha Demilion™]

Granted, but you will loose all your limbs.

I wish that Donald Trump never existed

Granted but in his place comes the new Hitler.

I wish the world wasn't so hostile.

 

[jer]

Granted but everyone is passive aggressive.

I wish for a wish that doesn't have any twists

 

[Dr. Grant]

Granted but everyone is passive aggressive.

I wish for a wish that doesn't have any twists

Granted

I wish that I had a dinosaur to ride into battle

 

[Trisha Demilion™]

Granted but everyone is passive aggressive.

I wish for a wish that doesn't have any twists

Granted but now you can't play the game....

Granted

I wish that I had a dinosaur to ride into battle

Granted but its tail smacks you every time he runs.

I wish that I had a pet wolf completely tamed.

 

[Dr. Grant]

Granted but now you can't play the game....


Granted but its tail smacks you every time he runs.

I wish that I had a pet wolf completely tamed.

Granted (no twist cause it was a gift from me)

I wish that I could be the first werewolf president.

 

[Trisha Demilion™]

Granted (no twist cause it was a gift from me)

I wish that I could be the first werewolf president.

Granted but hunters will try to assassinate you every week. At least once.

I wish I was the first demon vice president.

 

[Dr. Grant]

Granted but hunters will try to assassinate you every week. At least once.

I wish I was the first demon vice president.

Granted but you will attacked by exorcist every Monday of the week.

I wish that I would become the dankest dinosaur trainer of them all.

 

[jer]

Granted but you take the form of Donald Trump

I wish to be able to shapeshift

 

[Dr. Grant]

Granted but you take the form of Donald Trump

I wish to be able to shapeshift

Granted, but you can never turn human after your first shapeshift only other animals.

 

[Trisha Demilion™]

Granted but you will attacked by exorcist every Monday of the week.

I wish that I would become the dankest dinosaur trainer of them all.

Why wouldn't it be Sunday?

Granted but you take the form of Donald Trump

I wish to be able to shapeshift

Granted but you can only turn into objects similar to prop hunt and can't move while you're in the shapeshifted form.

Damnit Wolf you beat me >.<

 

[Dr. Grant]

Why wouldn't it be Sunday?


Granted but you can only turn into objects similar to prop hunt and can't move while you're in the shapeshifted form.

Damnit Wolf you beat me >.<

XD the reason it is just monday cause monday is the worst day of the week.

 

[Trisha Demilion™]

XD the reason it is just monday cause monday is the worst day of the week.

Would make more sense on Sunday, cuz exorcists, but eh. I'll just be immune, *demonic voice* Muhahahahaha!

I wish that Jordan would add a function that allows audio files to be posted.