Post all Yo Mama Jokes Here

[oCherries]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she shows the taxi's up in new york

 

[Toxique]

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[David17k7]

Great post haha, how's this
Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

 

[Hugop]

Your mom is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her!

 

[rockandgreen]

Yo mama is so fat that she gave me diabetes just by looking at her. No seriously, that was rude of me and I should now go and proceed to apologise to whoever's mother I offended in the process. I am a bad human being. Ok, I am just making this worse for myself and I'll stop.