Sauce Boy™ "This is the autobiography of the S"

[Papa John]

Ello, I play games. Lots of games. I like games. I moderate the forums. I like the forums. I am the forums... Forums. I love sauce. I really love sauce. Please god why did you place me on the earth. Is god real? The voices are saying no. Please not again. Why am I typing this. Why do I even. Please just end it. Wait no I changed my mind. Haha most of you nerds prox did not make it this far. This was point less. Hi I am sauce.

"This is the autobiography of the S, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope CM who will ban
word to the permafucker, straight outta Half Life."

^Edge Intensifies.

 

[Major Stern]

Sauce your a guardsmen wtf is wrong with you ur so weird ew

 

[Papa John]

Sauce your a guardsmen wtf is wrong with you ur so weird ew

Sucks to suck, but I still love you my dude.

PS: I am in the Nova Troopers...