Troll Science!

[Slash]

Do you want to breathe underwater? Now you can, and here are the steps!
1. Get a plant and a plastic bag.
2. Put plant in bag.
3. Tie bag around your neck.
4. Viola! You can swim underwater!
:7 Problem fish?

Want to circle around the globe in a hot air balloon? Well, follow these tips and you can!
1. Tie hot-air balloon to ground.
2. Fly up in le balloon.
3. Watch the globe spin around as you stay in one spot!
:7 Problem Monty Python?

Want unlimited light? This is how!
1. Take picture of the sun.
2. Get it printed.
3. Put in dark place and there you go, unlimited light!
:7 Problem sun?

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries attempting these theories.

 

[Toxique]

Haha, I'm going to try these all :7

 

[Stealth]

I wanna try the plastic bag one

 

[Fuzed]

I got hurt doing all of these

 

[Toxique]

I got hurt doing all of these

"Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injuries attempting these theories. "

 

[Fuzed]

Im still calling the cops

 

[MrCreaper69]

Want unlimited light? This is how!
1. Take picture of the sun.
2. Get it printed.
3. Put in dark place and there you go, unlimited light!
:7 Problem sun?

How did you get hurt doing that?

 

[Fuzed]

I got a cut from the picture

 

[MrCreaper69]

Fail and I mean FAIL! :7

 

[Fuzed]

I lied so you wouldnt call me an epic fail :7
It gave me 4 cuts.
2 of my cuts are so deep they need stitches. :7

 

[MrCreaper69]

You sir, are awesome! :7

 

[Zahreah]

How much of a fucking idiot can you be to cut your fingers so deep with paper that you need stitches.
You sir, are either full of shit.
Or really.... well... i don't even know what to say.
=D

 

[Stealth]

I've got pliers and ripped my braces off my teeth the first day :7 I got into ALOT of trouble

 

[Fuzed]

Im not kidding Voi
=D

 

[Zahreah]

Whatever you say...

 

[Zahreah]

I've got pliers and ripped my braces off my teeth the first day :7 I got into ALOT of trouble

Yeah.

i once made my fish fly