Valentine's Day scenario

[Scotty]

you are a lonely sad depressed individual that no one loves, out of pity one of these people decides to take you out for Valentine's Day, out of these people listed describe what you think their "perfect date" would be like.
Scotty, Jordan, Day, Mace, Banana

 

[Matt6868]

Me and banana shoving bananas in our assholes while eating bananas

 

[Miller]

Scotty = Hitlers Sister
Jordan = a pizza girl
Day = Pac3
Mace = A fat chick that plays games
Banana = Jordan

 

[Gray]

What a meme.

I would go either with Scotty so we can go to the fire range and shoot stuff and then troll cam girls.

For Jordan it would be drinking beer the whole date while trolling on other Gmod severs or playing Arma 3.

 

[The Evonation]

Riven = LadyX.

Jkjkjk plz don't hurt me lady D:

 

[Master Pleb Lord Charger]

I would take Scotty out on a date then later him getting mad at me and I somehow get him in trouble (sorry had too no harsh feelings) I would force jordan to make me pizzas until his hands bleed then not eat them. I would take day on a date to the gun shop then later the nearest elementary school for target practice.

 

[Cнroмα]

@ASC